my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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