I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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