Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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