k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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