mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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