Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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