TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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