also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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