I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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