we're blogging at a bar
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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