I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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