I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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