No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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