Can i not drive my cunt home
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
