I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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