yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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