you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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