garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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