I swear she didn't look like that last week.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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