For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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