I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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