Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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