I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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