omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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