Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
