We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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