that's an acceptable place to lick
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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