my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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