I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
