My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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