Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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