the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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