He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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