I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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