Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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