i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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