Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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