I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She even gives head with a lisp.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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