I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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