we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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