I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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