Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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