No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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