i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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