At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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