Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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