Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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