she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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