trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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