the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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